I Was George Washington is the true memoir of me, the 45th president of the United States, Donald J. Trump, who also happens to be the reincarnation of the first United States president and its founding father, George Washington. President George Washington worked hard to create a great America. Today I promise to restore that greatness because I alone can.
This memoir highlights the many uncanny coincidences, like our missions to create a great America, that confirm, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I, Donald J. Trump am the reincarnation of George Washington himself.
You are not going to want to miss all of the great thoughts my extremely amazing mind has on a huge variety of many, many topics. Great topics. Sometimes small topics. But mostly really great topics that you’re going love, trust me. You’re going to love them. So keep reading.
Or follow me on twitter @iwasgeorgew
I tweet there sometimes, late at night, sometimes not late at night. It depends. I’m not going to give it away. I’m tweeting in three days. I’m tweeting in one day. And now I’m tweeting. Tweeeeeet! No. Where’s the surprise in that?
Plus when I do it, it’s more like a Trumpet than a puny little tweet. Ivanka’s working on the trademark for it now. Trumpet®.