Wasn’t it fantastic. I’ve already watched it at least a dozen times. The best reality TV ever. Hundreds of millions of Americans tuning in to hear me speak. Millions and millions more people tuning in from all around the world. Probably hundreds of billions.
3 million tweets. Imagine that. 3 million. It could have been 2. 2 would have be a lot. 1 would have been a lot. 3 million tweets, all about me and all about what I was saying to the American people, to the great American people. The best people in the world. No one is better. No one has ever had more tweets.
It proves, categorically proves — and no one can doubt this now — that I, Donald Trump, am the best and most effective president the United States has ever had, maybe even better than when I was George Washington. Probably better, because I have so much more experience now than I did back than.
3 million tweets and growing. And all glowing reviews, all saying really nice things about me. Every single one had nothing but nice things to say.
I tell you folks, I’m humbled by this amazing response that has broken every world record. Absolutely humbled by the outpouring of love, of support. No one has ever had so much love and so much support. No one in the history of the United States or the history of the world.
It’s late now. I need a nap.