Geez… all that fake news about a simple question. I WAS ASKING A SIMPLE QUESTION folks. A SIMPLE QUESTION.
Do you see the question mark at the end of the sentence? That, right there, that was another one.
I was simply asking if something was legal. Does no one understand me? I feel so terribly misunderstood right now. Terribly. SAD!
They even attacked me about this TRUMPET® (remember, Ivanka is trademarking this term) too:
Just out: The same Russian Ambassador that met Jeff Sessions visited the Obama White House 22 times, and 4 times last year alone.
Do they not understand what I’m talking about? Because they should. It’s completely obvious, and clearly not admissible in court any mention about any meetings with any Russian by anybody in my administration or planned administration.
Folks, let me explain something. I have excellent attorneys. The best lawyers in the country are advising me and everything that I do is on the advice of these very experience lawyers who told me I had to say something about Obama and the Russians now. You see it’s important for the evidence that they have against me, or what ever, they don’t have it, but it has to be inadmissible in court. Illegally obtained, like Nixon and Watergate. Those reporters broke in and learned that the tapes were stolen. That break-in was so illegal by those reporters. They should have been deported. As soon as Nixon found out they stole the tapes, he should have deported Woodward and Bernstein, immediately.
My attorneys are just making sure that whatever was stolen by reporters is put back. Ok?
Which brings me to the next things the attorneys say will distract the lying press even more.
Melania is going to perform a fundraiser to reduce the national debt by posing nude on the cover of the Congressional Budget Office’s next report. Everyone will want a copy of the report and the money will go directly to the CBO which is the American people. In this way, the first lady of the United States alone will reduce the national debt by billions and everyone will be available to afford health care vouchers.
So just keep your eyes open for the next CBO report. It’s going to be so hot, really, really hot, incredibly hot. You’re going to love it. Trust me.